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Yardas



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

On: Miláčik, si krásná, si milá, ja ťa velmi lúbim.
Ona: Chceš jebať, však ?
On: Aj múdrá si.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2012 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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Yardas



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pustil jsem si Nortona, a koukám - vpravo disk C:\, vlevo disk C:\...
Rekl jsem si, na co mi jsou sakra dva disky C?
Tak jsem jeden zformátoval.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Správne, poriadok ma byť. Laughing
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Yardas



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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lidi o mně říkají, že jsem flegmatik. Mně je to ale jedno!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dlužíte-li bance 100 000 Kč, jste v prdeli.
Dlužíte-li bance 100 000 000 Kč, je v prdeli banka.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Potkají se dva v hospodě a jeden říká druhému:
– Mám pro tebe 2 špatné zprávy!
– ???
– Někdo cizí nám šoupe tvou starou.
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sousedka:
"Ahoj! Já jsem tvá nová sousedka.
Mám chuť dnes celý večer tancovat, pít a šukat. Máš čas?"

Soused:
"Jasně, že ano!!"

Sousedka:
"Super! Pohlídáš mi psa?"
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Ivašek a spol.



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 6:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Máma: Cos to udělal?
Syn: Som zabil.
Máma: Jak to vypadáš??
Syn: I'm sexy and i know it.
Máma: Co si o sobě myslíš?!
Syn: Som čarovný.
Máma: Jsi normální?
Syn: Tak určitě... Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tak určitééé Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vidím, že je to populární všude Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ivašek a spol. wrote:
Vidím, že je to populární všude Laughing

asi hej, ale ja som to vazne nepochopil co si napisal, ten vtip akoze Confused
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Promin, to bude asi ten věkový rozdíl (nic proti tobě) Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tak určitééé Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ide cigáň do kostola a vidí obraz Ježiša. V tom sa farára spýta: "Móre to gdo je na tom obraze?" a farár na to: "Ten čo ti dáva boží chlieb." Cigáň: "DIK more, pekár? Smile))
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